Rep DON’t TELL Comedy

We hope you love our merch, just please don’t tell anyone…

Drink with a DTC

BYOB with an exclusive Don’t Tell Comedy Water Bottle!

Rep a DTC Smapback

Your Brain is where all your secrets are kept. Keep them protected from mind readers and SPF rays with the Don’t Tell snapback.

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Write with a DTC Journal

The ultimate sanctuary for your deepest and darkest Secrets. Also great for Trader Joe’s shopping lists and doodles.