Rep DON’t TELL Comedy
We hope you love our merch, just please don’t tell anyone…
Drink with a DTC
BYOB with an exclusive Don’t Tell Comedy Water Bottle!
Rep a DTC Smapback
Your Brain is where all your secrets are kept. Keep them protected from mind readers and SPF rays with the Don’t Tell snapback.
Write with a DTC Journal
The ultimate sanctuary for your deepest and darkest Secrets. Also great for Trader Joe’s shopping lists and doodles.