Unique locations.
Secret lineups.
‍Live Comedy.

Don’t Tell Comedy produces weekly shows in 100+ cities across the US, UK, and Canada. The location is kept a secret until the day of the show, and the performers are a secret until they hit the stage!

Upcoming Shows in Washington DC

All shows in Washington DC other cities
Fri. Jan. 12 @ 8:00 PM

NoVA:

Courthouse
Fri. Jan. 26 @ 8:00 PM

NoVA:

Crystal City

How it works

Explore Don’t Tell Comedy’s secret locations and reserve seats in just a few easy steps.
Step 1
Find a show in your town.
We’re in 100+ cities
Step 2
Make your reservation online.
You’ll get a receipt confirming your name has been added to our guest list
Step 3
You’ll receive an email with the secret location by 8:00 AM the day of the show
Step 4
No ticket needed at the venue.
Just provide your name at the door and enjoy the show!

Videos

From backyards to barbershops, gyms to steamships, Don’t Tell Comedy creates one of a kind comedy experiences featuring the best of the next generation of comics.
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Find A Show

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FAQ

WHAT IS DON'T TELL COMEDY?

We hold stand-up comedy shows in over 100+ cities across the US, Canada, and the UK with a secret line-up of performers at a secret location. We do this to keep the focus on providing our audiences with the best of the next generation of comedians while preserving the magic of a truly unique and affordable experience.

I PURCHASED TICKETS, WHEN WILL I RECEIVE THE SECRET LOCATION?

The secret address will be emailed to you by 12pm on the day of the show!

WHAT HAPPENS AT A DON'T TELL COMEDY SHOW?
  • On the day-of the show, ticket holders receive an email confirming the show location and revealing the exact address by 12pm.
  • Guests should take care to review the email and plan to arrive, park and otherwise pay follow the specific instructions included in the 12pm email.
  • Upon arrival, guests are greeted by one of our positive and personable hosts, and will be asked to provide a name for the ticket and/or proof of purchase.
  • The shows are 70-90 minutes in length. You'll be able to see between 4-6 different comedians on each lineup!
  • Guests are encouraged to take photos throughout the night to social media (Tag us @donttellcomedy on all platforms)!
  • We do, however, ask that guests refrain from taking and posting videos of comics during the show for their privacy.
  • After the show ends, please be sure to dispose of your trash and get home safely!
WHERE CAN I FIND A LIST OF COMICS WHO PERFORMED AT A SHOW I ATTENDED?

After the show, our team will send you an email with the full lineup of comedians you saw at the show.

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