📍 Secret Locations.

Shhh...it's a surprise. As you can see, we only advertise the general area or neighborhood for each show. The precise location and other important show details will be sent to you at 8:00 AM the day of the show. If you don’t see it in your inbox you can find the info on show day right here.

🤫 Secret Comedians.

No spoilers! All comedians remain unknown until the moment they take the stage. But don’t fret, we carefully curate lineups of 4-7 different comics to create a hilarious and diverse show. The best part is—you never know who might show up!

You might discover your next favorite underground comedian or see a fan favorite. We specialize in introducing audiences to the best-emerging talent from cities around the world through a mix of the best local and nationally touring comedians.

🌟 Unique Live Experience.

Honestly, we’re over the whole debt-inducing two-drink minimum thing. We’re dedicated to providing you with a unique and fun live comedy experience—one which doesn’t require you to take out a second mortgage. We thrive on good vibes and welcome you to be a part of the DTC community.

🔎 Find a secret show near you

🎟️ Book your tickets

📧 Receive the location by 8 AM on the day of the show

😆 Give your name at the door & enjoy!

Show Length: Enjoy 70-90 minutes of pure comedy gold

Age Limit: 21+

Check out our frequently asked questions or feel free to reach out to us if you still need help!

-Refunds & Exchanges: Your purchase can be refunded up to 24 hours before the listed show time. Don’t Tell Comedy will allow you to transfer your order for another future event of equal cost, as available, if you are unable to make the event or if your order is not eligible for a refund.

To request an exchange or refund, please contact us and provide the city, date, and time of your show.

-Event Changes: Don’t Tell Comedy reserves the right to change the venue, lineup, or date without prior notice. Such changes do not constitute grounds for a refund.

-Cancellations: If an event is canceled, purchasers will receive a refund for the ticket cost only. Don’t Tell Comedy is not responsible for incidental costs including travel, lodging, or related expenses.

-Weather: In the case of inclement weather or natural disaster, the event may be delayed, moved indoors, rescheduled, or canceled at Don’t Tell Comedy’s discretion. Refunds will be issued for any shows canceled due to weather or natural disaster.

-Entry: Admission may be denied or revoked at Don’t Tell Comedy’s discretion. Late arrivals may forfeit seating.

-Conduct: Disruptive, intoxicated, or inappropriate behavior may result in removal without refund.

-Recording & Photography: Unauthorized recording or photography during the show is prohibited. Attendance constitutes consent to be photographed or recorded for promotional use.

-Acceptance: Purchase or attendance constitutes acceptance of these terms.