Indoor location
Bring your own drinks
Ages 21+
Don't Tell Alexandria (Old Town)
Saturday May 18th 8 p.m.
Doors open @ 7:30 p.m.
đź”’ Don't Miss Out on NoVA's Best Kept Secret.
Comedy For A Cause!
Comedy For A Cause!
Show proceeds will be donated to Arcadia Farms, a 501c3 non-profit that cultivates vibrant local food systems that prioritize health, equity, and sustainability, from the farm forward.
Arcadia is on a mission to:
-Grow food using sustainable practices (1 million servings so far!)
-Train military veterans for new careers in farming (230 so far!)
-Introduces children and families to healthy foods on our farm (13,500 kids so far!)
-Cultivate and supports school and community gardens (17 so far!)
-Host a Community Farm so neighbors can grow their own food with us (Opening May 2024!)
-Make high quality, nutritious, local food affordable and convenient in low-income neighborhoods through our Mobile Markets ($2 million in food sold and distributed so far!)
Want to make a separate donation? Donate here!
Show Details
đź“Ť This show will be at an indoor location.
🍻 This show is BYOB! Bring your own drinks to the show.
🪑 This show will have chairs provided.
♿︎ This show is wheelchair accessible.
🎤 21+ show.
About Our Shows
đź“Ť Secret Locations.
Shhh...it's a surprise. As you can see, we only advertise the general area or neighborhood for each show. The precise location and other important show details will be sent to you at 8:00 AM the day of the show. If you don’t see it in your inbox you can find the info on show day right here.
🤫 Secret Comedians.
No spoilers! All comedians remain unknown until the moment they take the stage. But don’t fret, we carefully curate lineups of 4-7 different comics to create a hilarious and diverse show. The best part is—you never know who might show up!
You might discover your next favorite underground comedian or see a fan favorite. We specialize in introducing audiences to the best-emerging talent from cities around the world through a mix of the best local and nationally touring comedians.
🌟 Unique Live Experience.
Honestly, we’re over the whole debt-inducing two-drink minimum thing. We’re dedicated to providing you with a unique and fun live comedy experience—one which doesn’t require you to take out a second mortgage. We thrive on good vibes and welcome you to be a part of the DTC community.
Refund and Exchange Policy
Your purchase can be refunded up to 24 hours before the listed show time. Don’t Tell Comedy will allow you to transfer your order for another future event of equal cost, as available, if you are unable to make the event or if your order is not eligible for a refund.
To request an exchange or refund, please contact us and provide the city, date, and time of your show.
More questions?
Check out our frequently asked questions or feel free to reach out to us if you still need help!