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Don’t Tell Comedy puts on events where the performers and location are kept secret until the day of the show. With over 200 cities already in on the joke, you never know where we’ll set up shop, or who might pop in.

What we do

We host pop-up comedy events worldwide in cool, unique locations with hilarious surprise line-ups.

How it works

  • 1. Find: Discover shows in your town. We're in 200+ cities.
  • 2. Decide: Book a show without knowing the line-up or venue. Embrace the mystery! You'll get a receipt via email confirming your booking.
  • 3. Discover: Receive the secret location by 8:00 AM the day of the show.
  • 3. Enjoy: Just give your name at the door and enjoy a night filled with laughter

Secret Comedy Shows in Washington D.C.

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Experience a mystery line-up of hilarious comedians at Washington D.C.'s best-kept secret spots. Prepare for an evening full of surprises and side-splitting laughter—shh, it's our little secret! 🤫

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Upcoming Shows in Washington D.C.

5 Shows Available
Thu. July 3 @ 8:00 PM Washington D.C. - Dupont Circle
21+ Indoor Location Fitness Studio BYOB Show
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Fri. July 11 @ 7:00 PM Washington D.C. - Shaw
21+ Indoor Location Cafe
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Fri. July 18 @ 8:00 PM Washington D.C. - Chinatown
21+ Indoor Location Hotel
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Sat. July 26 @ 7:30 PM Washington D.C. - Takoma
21+ Indoor Location ✨New Venue!✨ Local Business
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Sat. Aug. 9 @ 8:30 PM Washington D.C. - Shaw
21+ Indoor Location ✨New Venue!✨ Fitness Studio BYOB Show
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FAQ

WHAT IS DON'T TELL COMEDY?

Our founder Kyle started Don't Tell Comedy because he was tired of breaking the bank to have a fun night out. He liked hosting comedy shows, but grew frustrated with audiences needing to meet drink minimums at the same old clubs. So most of our shows are BYOB, and designed to evoke the feeling of a house party. Every show is completely unique, with different lineups of comedians in secret locations across the city. With over 200+ cities in on the joke, you never know where we'll pop up next!

I PURCHASED TICKETS, WHEN WILL I RECEIVE THE SECRET LOCATION?

The secret address and other show info will be emailed to you by 8am on the day of the show.

How long do shows last?

Shows are usually 70-90 minutes with up to 5-7 different comedians.

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